February 2012
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going to bed before i accidentally kill my mother
mom: why did you sleep 18 hours yesterday
me: to measure my abilities
richwhitelesbian:
kanghyuk:
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
i’m a republican and i’m kind of really offended everyone groups us into being just like that asshole. not all republicans are like that and tbh it really hurts that people think this way about me.
“wahhhh wahhhh the people i support...
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I SWEAR TO GOD WOMAN
IN A BAG
AT THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE
Anonymous asked: Have you ever done anything illegal besides like underage drinking ro like running a red light or s/t stupid like that?
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and oh my god there was this group of waiver forms and i looked at their birth dates and almost started crying i felt so old
cause when i think of people born in 2007 i think of babies
not 5 year old children
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so at work every person who plays laser tag needs to fill out this little waiver with like your name age and address on it
and at the top of the waiver you can write a nickname or an “alias” that you use for your games
and on one of the waivers for some like 13 year old girl the alias was “Red Solo Cup <3”
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i just really really really like dragon ball z
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Anonymous asked: Why is LMFAO blasting in your house?? And do you like Sublime or The White Stripes better?
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
repeating the phrase “murder is punishable by law” over and over again in my head as megan blasts LMFAO through the entire house
mspandarew asked: what about the time you shit yourself tell that one again everyone loved that one
Anonymous asked: one time in third grade I was wearing a white shirt before a field trip and I peed before we left in a urinal and the pee splashed back on my shirt and I had to go on the field trip with a yellow shirt ugh
Anonymous asked: the cat on ur blog is perfect where was it from please i love u so much i want to hold u in my arms
Anonymous asked: Omg thats terrible. Didn't anything happen to you as a teenager?
Anonymous asked: Hey may you please post a picture to yours or your sisters feet I need to do something.
Anonymous asked: Was the cave scene where she had to help Peeta with his leg and take his pants off or w/e?
Anonymous asked: Whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you?